A Poem for You :)

Dear Reader,

Roses are red, violets are blue,
here's a poem just for you.
and when your done reading,
you'll know where this is leading.
and as your brain is calculating
I'll tell you something frustrating.  

For you did not know it,
but for 5 seconds i became a poet.
for my devilish plans,
and my hearts demands,
of wanting something unkind,
and possibly I've lost my mind.
this sounds entirely bizarre,
but from the truth that is not far.

Your probably wondering where I'm going,
but that is not for your knowing.
because if you knew what the end said,
you'd probably be dead.
just kidding it's not that serious,
it just might make you furious.
because of my scheming,
and my Evilish dreaming.
this is my creation,
ah, what a sensation

for i have made this out of the blue,
while sitting upon the Lou.
just kidding, while you were gone,
i was sitting on your john.
ha again just kidding, you grouch,
i am on the couch.
looking out my front window,
at the mountains casting a shadow

upon the land of my house,
where i caught a mouse.
and gave it to my cat,
who is oddly wearing a hat

but that is irrelevant, you fools!
because i have used you like my tools.
the point of all this writing,
is something your not siting.

the reason for this silly rhyme,
is that now i have completely wasted your time. :D    

 This is too dang funny I had to share it with you all!  

Matt's cousin Jeramee Shumway wrote it and I loved it :)

If you don't laugh out loud like I did or see this funny then your boring!! haha jk ;)